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<DIV> <P align=center> </P> <P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><STRONG><FONT color=#ff0000><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt" class=title>늙어서 아내에게 조심해야 할 12가지</SPAN></FONT></STRONG></P> <P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><STRONG></STRONG></P><FONT color=#6600ff><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><STRONG><FONT color=#ff0000><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt"> <P><IMG style="FLOAT: none; CLEAR: none" id=A_0164223F5150525325E7C0 class=txc-image border=0 hspace=1 vspace=1 src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cfile/cafe/0164223F5150525325" width=535 actualwidth="535" id="A_0164223F5150525325E7C0" id="A_0164223F5150525325E7C0"/> </P> <P>1.</SPAN> </FONT></STRONG></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><A style="LETTER-SPACING: normal; COLOR: #2f57aa; CURSOR: pointer; FONT-WEIGHT: normal; TEXT-DECORATION: underline" id=KL_POP_ID2 target=_blank><STRONG><FONT color=#0900ff>음식</FONT></STRONG></A></SPAN></FONT><FONT color=#0900ff><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><STRONG>이 짜네 싱겁네 함부로 말하지 마라 - </STRONG></SPAN></FONT></P> <P><STRONG><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"></SPAN></STRONG></P> <P><FONT color=#6600ff><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><STRONG>그나마 계속 얻어먹으려면 주는 대로 먹어야 하느니라.<BR><IMG style="FLOAT: none; CLEAR: none" id=A_22365D3E5151836E0B73C5 class=txc-image border=0 hspace=1 vspace=1 src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cfile/cafe/22365D3E5151836E0B" width=283 actualwidth="283" id="A_22365D3E5151836E0B73C5" id="A_22365D3E5151836E0B73C5"/><BR><FONT color=#ff0000><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt">2.</SPAN></FONT> </STRONG></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><A style="LETTER-SPACING: normal; COLOR: #2f57aa; CURSOR: pointer; FONT-WEIGHT: normal; TEXT-DECORATION: underline" id=KL_POP_ID1 target=_blank><STRONG>운동</STRONG></A></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><STRONG>을 게을리 하지 마라 - </STRONG></SPAN></FONT></P> <P><STRONG><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"></SPAN></STRONG></P> <P><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><STRONG><FONT color=#6600ff>아내가 하라는 대로 매일 산책도 하고 계속 움직이면 </P> <P></P> <P>애완견 대신 데리고 다녀줄지도 모른다.<BR><IMG style="WIDTH: 275px; FLOAT: none; HEIGHT: 229px; CLEAR: none" id=A_02576D4A514709E1332AFE class=txc-image border=0 hspace=1 vspace=1 src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cfile/cafe/02576D4A514709E133" width=190 height=198 actualwidth="190" id="A_02576D4A514709E1332AFE" id="A_02576D4A514709E1332AFE"/><BR><FONT color=#ff0000><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt">3. </SPAN></FONT>수염을 자주 깎아라 - </FONT></STRONG></SPAN></P> <P><STRONG><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"></SPAN></STRONG></P> <P><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><STRONG><FONT color=#6600ff>노조 조합장이냐고 쫑코 듣기 전에.<BR></P> <P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"></P> <P><BR><FONT color=#ff0000><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt">4.</SPAN></FONT>머리를 자주 빗어라 - </FONT></STRONG></SPAN></P> <P><STRONG><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"></SPAN></STRONG></P> <P><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><STRONG><FONT color=#6600ff>까치집 지었다고 머리칼 잡아당기기 전에.<BR></P> <P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"></P> <P><BR><FONT color=#ff0000><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt">5. </SPAN></FONT>우물이 말랐느니 어쩌니 투덜거리지 마라 - </FONT></STRONG></SPAN></P> <P><STRONG><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"></SPAN></STRONG></P> <P><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><STRONG><FONT color=#6600ff>두레박 줄이 짧은 줄은 모르고 뭔 헛소리냐고 </P> <P></P> <P>다시는 우물 근처에 오지도 못하게 한다.<BR><BR><FONT color=#ff0000><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt">6.</SPAN></FONT> 화장실 변기에 서서 소변 보지 마라 - </FONT></STRONG></SPAN></P> <P><STRONG><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"></SPAN></STRONG></P> <P><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><STRONG><FONT color=#6600ff>집 화장실 못 쓰게 하고 마트 화장실로 출장 보내는 수가 있다.<BR><BR><FONT color=#ff0000><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt">7.</SPAN></FONT> 가급적 소변 줄기를 강하게 해야 하느니라 - </FONT></STRONG></SPAN></P> <P><STRONG><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"></SPAN></STRONG></P> <P><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><STRONG><FONT color=#6600ff>한물간 표를 내지 않기 위해.<BR><IMG style="FLOAT: none; CLEAR: none" id=A_1875303A5149A41D3337D3 class=txc-image border=0 hspace=1 vspace=1 src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cfile/cafe/1875303A5149A41D33" width=619 actualwidth="619" id="A_1875303A5149A41D3337D3" id="A_1875303A5149A41D3337D3"/><BR><FONT color=#ff0000><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt">8.</SPAN></FONT> 국이나 찌개 국물을 흘려서 오지랖 더럽히지 마라 - </FONT></STRONG></SPAN></P> <P><STRONG><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"></SPAN></STRONG></P> <P><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><STRONG><FONT color=#6600ff>국도 찌개도 없는 마른반찬으로 메뉴가 바뀔 수 있다.<BR></A><BR><FONT color=#ff0000><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt">9.</SPAN></FONT> 가급적 침묵하며 살아야 한다 - </FONT></STRONG></SPAN></P> <P><STRONG><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"></SPAN></STRONG></P> <P><FONT color=#6600ff><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><STRONG>특히 마님 TV 연속극 볼 때는 </STRONG></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><STRONG>신경</STRONG></A></SPAN></FONT><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><STRONG><FONT color=#6600ff>쓰이지 않게 조심해야 하느니라.<BR></A><BR><FONT color=#ff0000><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt">10.</SPAN></FONT> 가급적 세 끼를 마님 신경쓰지 않게 해결해야 한다 - </FONT></STRONG></SPAN></P> <P><STRONG><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"></SPAN></STRONG></P> <P><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><STRONG><FONT color=#6600ff>아침은 직접 차려먹고, 점심은 나가 먹고, </P> <P></P> <P>저녁은 일찍 들어와 있다가 먹으랄 때 얼른 들어앉아 먹고….<BR></A><BR><FONT color=#ff0000><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt">11.</SPAN></FONT> 전깃불을 함부로 켜지 마라 - </FONT></STRONG></SPAN></P> <P><STRONG><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"></SPAN></STRONG></P> <P><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><STRONG><FONT color=#6600ff>돈 얼마 벌어오느냐고 불평 듣기 전에.<BR><IMG id=A_0107C84D51465D2D29C0FB class=txc-image src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cfile/cafe/0107C84D51465D2D29" width=637 height=425 id="A_0107C84D51465D2D29C0FB" id="A_0107C84D51465D2D29C0FB"/><BR><FONT color=#ff0000><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt">12.</SPAN></FONT> 있는 듯 없는 듯, 죽은 듯이 살아야 하느니라 - </FONT></STRONG></SPAN></P> <P><STRONG></STRONG></P> <P><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><STRONG><FONT color=#6600ff>주면 먹고 안 주면 안 먹는 게 오래 버티는 상책이기 때문이니라. </P> <P>모셔온유머 . 아름다운 황혼 열차</P></FONT></STRONG></SPAN><div class='scrap_memo'><span><b>출처</b> : 아름다운황혼열차(黃昏列車)<span></div><div class='scrap_memo'><span><b>글쓴이</b> : 중 년 신 사 <span><a 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